Electronic Media Published: 02-21-94 WHAT I LEARNED AT MY FIRST NATPE Byline: By Joe Fedele Last month I had the opportunity to go to my first National Association of Television Program Executives convention. Unlike the annual National Association of Broadcasters convention, both NATPE and the Radio-Television News Directors Association convention are somewhat of a mystery to most engineers. Because they aren't considered technical forums, it's rare for engineers to attend. I recall an incident when a former general manag- er I worked for scoffed at the idea of me at- tending NAT- PE. ``It will be a waste of your time,'' was his answer as he gruffly shrugged me off. Why was he going, I wondered. Why do they all go? Is there some secret they are unwilling to share? Naturally I was curious to see what it was all about and hoped to compare it to the NAB con-vention. But there was no comparison to be found. Because NATPE was in my home base of Miami, I was finally able to infiltrate this stronghold of the programing and executive domain so the truth can finally be told: My ex-boss was, in fact, correct; it was a total waste of my time. The NATPE convention is a collection of highly priced, spacious and magnificently decorated booths whose only purpose was for attendees to sit, talk, eat and drink. Complete, I might add, with catered buffets and open bars! But what really amazes me is that most executives I have dealt with in the past seem to consider the NAB convention to be an engineering boondoggle and a total waste of the station's money. Can you imagine the gall! Now I understand why they won't let engineers attend NATPE. They don't want us to know what they are doing with the station's money. From an engineering standpoint, NATPE was the most utterly boring and useless convention I have ever attended. After all, there were no gadgets to see and no widgets to touch. Now we know, my fellow engineers. It is they who are the boondogglers. And it is they who are boozing it up and carrying on with the company's money. OK, now that I have thoroughly enraged all the NATPE proponents and programing executives, I have a confession to make. This article was a ploy. I used this space to suck you in and make you all think twice about something. Conventions are a necessary tool for both managers and engineers. The price tag for such instruction is not always precisely definable. And just as it is unreasonable for engineers to make judgments on the usefulness of NATPE to programers, it is equally unreasonable for executives to denigrate the need to send engineers to NAB, the Society of Broadcast Engineers convention or other similar engineering forums. So before you say no to your chief engineers when they ask you to send more of the staff to an engineering convention, just remember how useful NATPE was for me.